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feelingold

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 December 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1093
  • Number of comments : 314
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About feelingold : Thanks for the sainthood b*itches. I'm only busy 1 month a year so when I'm not hanging out with Black Pete I like killing time on this site. Especially hijacking #1 comments for totally unrelated self promotion. (since coca cola's destroyed my image i've got to take what I can get.) I'm pretty rude most of the time but it's only because I'm passing some fucking enormous gallstones.

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Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43730) - you deserved it (4929)

On 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by caleighrossi - United States (Iowa)

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58520) - you deserved it (6894)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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