Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

feelingold

Search for a member

feelingold

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 December 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 774
  • Number of comments : 307
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About feelingold : Thanks for the sainthood b*itches. I'm only busy 1 month a year so when I'm not hanging out with Black Pete I like killing time on this site. Especially hijacking #1 comments for totally unrelated self promotion. (since coca cola's destroyed my image i've got to take what I can get.) I'm pretty rude most of the time but it's only because I'm passing some fucking enormous gallstones.

feelingold's page activity

Visits<b>smarchetti1</b> - 19 hours ago<b>wopchop12</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 11:21pm<b>AyyFlag230</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 12:26am<b>pizza_pizza_pie</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 11:17pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 1:56am<b>silverstream20</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 11:12pm<b>Ashleyyyyy88</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 12:33pm<b>blazerman</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 7:19am<b>whatwho78</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 3:59am<b>Pointy</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 3:18am<b>PePziNL</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 10:35pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 7:11pm<b>onealmxwilson</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 4:15pm<b>kayydb7</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 4:05pm<b>Caylee_G</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 3:18pm<b>bbanmen</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 3:04pm<b>destros</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 2:32pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 1:05pm

feelingold's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of feelingold's badges

feelingold's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

#21175899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43596) - you deserved it (4921)

On 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by caleighrossi - United States (Iowa)

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

#20775868
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57642) - you deserved it (6810)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: