Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

feelingold

Search for a member

feelingold
  • Town/Country : NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 December 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About feelingold : Thanks for the sainthood b*itches. I'm only busy 1 month a year so when I'm not hanging out with Black Pete I like killing time on this site. Especially hijacking #1 comments for totally unrelated self promotion. (since coca cola's destroyed my image i've got to take what I can get.) I'm pretty rude most of the time but it's only because I'm passing some fucking enormous gallstones.

feelingold's last visitors

sweetest_jennJandudeXPhoenixFirenightstrike3FML_King88Wonder_Woman257jessibellasmilesjulia2750

feelingold's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of feelingold's badges

feelingold's favorite FMLs

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

#20775868
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56201) - you deserved it (6634)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: