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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 January 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67785) - you deserved it (7612)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13876) - you deserved it (56509)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm - animals - by dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35375) - you deserved it (94126)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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