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Today, I woke up feeling a tingling sensation on my testicles. I enjoyed it for a few seconds, then threw off the covers. Looks like there have been cockroaches in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54680) - you deserved it (9750)

On 07/18/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by fartypeepee (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15449) - you deserved it (48669)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37793) - you deserved it (98241)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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