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fatman1970
  • Town/Country : West Midlands, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1970 (43 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5749) - you deserved it (13550)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5749) - you deserved it (13550)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (226498) - you deserved it (18797)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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