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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1970 (46 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4973
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fatman1970 : Not much to look at, but a great sense of humor!

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fatman1970's favorite FMLs

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26323) - you deserved it (3636)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49289) - you deserved it (10416)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49289) - you deserved it (10416)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46420) - you deserved it (2999)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46420) - you deserved it (2999)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

#13074561
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34212) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

#13074561
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34212) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56712) - you deserved it (8293)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56712) - you deserved it (8293)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30861) - you deserved it (8606)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30861) - you deserved it (8606)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

#12837026
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42010) - you deserved it (8115)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

#12837026
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42010) - you deserved it (8115)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

#12792587
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (5971)

On 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm - work - by Flippy - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

#12792587
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (5971)

On 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm - work - by Flippy - United States (Washington)



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