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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4332
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fatman1970 : Not much to look at, but a great sense of humor!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36547) - you deserved it (4211)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34456) - you deserved it (8362)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34456) - you deserved it (8362)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
227 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75396) - you deserved it (5344)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30859) - you deserved it (4827)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37768) - you deserved it (3509)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37768) - you deserved it (3509)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25413) - you deserved it (3560)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25413) - you deserved it (3560)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46332) - you deserved it (9983)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
219 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43612) - you deserved it (2803)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43612) - you deserved it (2803)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

#13074561
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33269) - you deserved it (2693)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)



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