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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1970 (46 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4959
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fatman1970 : Not much to look at, but a great sense of humor!

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Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (10976)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12239) - you deserved it (102271)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12239) - you deserved it (102271)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38225) - you deserved it (10126)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38225) - you deserved it (10126)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (5526)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (5526)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74156) - you deserved it (10165)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117524) - you deserved it (7094) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117524) - you deserved it (7094) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37059) - you deserved it (5217)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33641) - you deserved it (4792)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33641) - you deserved it (4792)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (8272)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (8272)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -



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