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Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
by assholedad / 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
by smooth / 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm / United States / Work
by okay17 / 12/29/2014 at 12:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML
by Heyjai / 12/16/2014 at 9:31am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 1:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by mathesonn / 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm / United States (New York) / Work
by whoops / 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm / Norway (Nordland) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/03/2014 at 11:30am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…