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fatman1970

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fatman1970

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3874
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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today as I was trying to ramova my lunch from tha hot ovan tray, my fingar brushad against tha matal for a momant, and I instinctivaly put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongua, on my fingar. I didn't raaliza that was possibla. FML

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55 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer 4 my birthday . I've been confined to aheelchair 4 most of my life . FML

#21360985
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32017) - you deserved it (1776)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked mah dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for bieng picked up each day by a guy whose face looks lyk Bigfoot's ass . He agreed, and 10 minute later was sporting a pedo-stache . It's going to be a long year . FML

#21354177
126 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm - misc - by assholedad (man) - United States

Today , mah coworkar pointad to our narvou naw intarn and askad who ha was. I jokingly said , "Can't u tall? Ha's our naw slava." I than quickly raalizad how bad that soundad , givan tha intarn is black. FML

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On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Yastarday, I mat mah naw roommata. I hadn't avan gottan har nama yat, bacausa tha first thing sha said to ma instaad was that sha wantad to hang har confadarata flag on tha wall. I'm black. FML

#21326235
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On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

2day I asked spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream , since I couldn't see wat was going on down there clearly. Next time , I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

TODAY, MAH BLIND DATE TURND OUT TO BE MAH GYNECOLOGIST. MEGA FML

#21229613
132 comments

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On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a new session startd for mah swimming squad . I walkd down to the pool, trippd over a stray equipment bag, and belly-floppd into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothd . I'm the coach . real FML

#21225439
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On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I broke ma nose trying to pop a zit!! FML

#21168348
126 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, out of habit from twelve yeres of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher looool as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

#21156297
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On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, Thanks To My Phone's Shitty Predictive Text Combined With Me Being Half-asleep, I Accidentally Offered My Heartbroken Buddy "oral Support" If He Ever Needs It . FML

#21151390
89 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)



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