About fancyprosestyle : I'm a humanitarian and megalomaniac, what an odd combination. I'm also an activist in training for many different causes, and I absolutely love learning and anything related to the subject of communications. Of course, I'm a normal person too. You'll usually find my virtual voice dripping with sarcasm. Cheers!
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by Anonymous / 10/23/2013 at 10:04am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
by anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:35am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love
by Norvi / 09/14/2013 at 1:51am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
by DrtySnchez / 08/18/2013 at 5:37am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by fail / 08/18/2013 at 12:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
by why / 08/17/2013 at 10:18am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
by ggabrams / 08/17/2013 at 8:55am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read: "My mom's a total pedo." and after she mentioned the talk, her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
by Anonymous / 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by sisterly love / 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm / United States (California) / Kids
by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 12:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I walked into a mirror in a shop. No one would have known had my face not stayed printed on…