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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1461
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fanceh : music is my life. guitar/piano/drums/bass/ukulele/banjo/mandolin/violin.
"where troubles melt like lemon drops, high above the chimney tops."
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fanceh's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (4489)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48363) - you deserved it (7403)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29530) - you deserved it (2417)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (6627)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

#18321705
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28524) - you deserved it (10574)

On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33235) - you deserved it (5605)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -



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