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fanceh
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 March 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fanceh : music if my life. guitar/piano.
"where troubles melt like lemon drops, high above the chimney tops."
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Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17012) - you deserved it (3211)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22069) - you deserved it (1568)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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149 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -



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