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About fanceh : music is my life. guitar/piano/drums/bass/ukulele/banjo/mandolin/violin.
"where troubles melt like lemon drops, high above the chimney tops."
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Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
Monday 18 August 2014