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Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by igotsbadluck - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML


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On 06/09/2013 at 10:27pm - health - by Sean - United States

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 8:51pm - work - by CheesyCasey - United States (Michigan)

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 2:29pm - misc - by WTFruits - Canada (Ontario)

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