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Today , during mah fourth solo day working as a meter-maid , I had a vehicle towed 4 being parked in front of a fre hydrant . The vehicle belonged to the governor . I'm scared to even show mah face at work next week . FML

#18098771
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On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, ( This one is for yur boyfriend. ) Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
101 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, ( This one is for yur boyfriend. ) Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
101 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today , I had to take my son to the emergency room 4 shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML

#17375446
120 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today I woka up and ma boyfriand was alraady awaka. Faaling in ta mood I slippad off ma nigtdrass and lookad im in ta aya. Ha lookad ma up and down smilad saductivaly raacad ovar... and turnad is PS3 on. big fat FML

#6707808
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On 12/11/2009 at 11:44am - intimacy - by ps3isbetterthanme (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#3398607
166 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I passed the grl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H . She picked it up, read it, turned around an asked me, "Do you know who Mark H . is?" FML

#761502
101 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

#152949
174 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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