faithxoxox

Search for a member

faithxoxox

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2868
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

faithxoxox's page activity

Visits<b>Artures_way1</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 12:22am<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 2:49pm<b>UPTDraco</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 4:28pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:51pm<b>grigri75</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:28pm<b>Allornone</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 11:02am<b>jengo54</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 9:35am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:55pm<b>Dark_Zekrom</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 6:16pm<b>ViViB</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:17pm<b>3051628</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 12:51pm<b>echosong</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 5:06pm<b>doodyface</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 2:38pm<b>oh_dear_18</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 10:29am<b>DatPiggahDoe</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 12:28am<b>BossMindedFemale</b> - the 01/31/2014 at 4:08pm<b>hedgehog42</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 10:06pm<b>katttt21</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 9:32pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:54pm

faithxoxox's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

faithxoxox's favorite FMLs

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

by NoMoreMeters / 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

by Mrs. Terrified / 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

by Mrs. Terrified / 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

by myfamilyisodd / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

by jellyybean / 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

by phoenix101 / 05/16/2011 at 1:40am / Intimacy

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

by ps3isbetterthanme / 12/11/2009 at 11:44am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

by wildthing / 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

by SupaSu / 04/02/2009 at 1:35am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

by justanaccount / 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm / Spain (Madrid) / Miscellaneous