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Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved
Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)
Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss' use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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