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Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (5545)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27223) - you deserved it (8014)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

#18167673
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (34963)

On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29081) - you deserved it (9148)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17636) - you deserved it (49825)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss' use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML

#18146820
127 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29295) - you deserved it (5158)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33980) - you deserved it (5264)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33980) - you deserved it (5264)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38004) - you deserved it (4157)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14576) - you deserved it (33947)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47943) - you deserved it (5465)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
176 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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