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Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. big fat FML

#19219205
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On 03/05/2012 at 4:42am - health - by Nope (woman) - China

Today,hile I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of mah head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate mah job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

#19214836
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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

#19212153
104 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind bieng loud. Apparently my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time I'll call." FML

#19169657
116 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT GOOGLE+ HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY UPLOADING MAH CELL PHONE PICTURE AS I TAKE THEM. MY FRIEND HAVE NOW SEEN PICTURE OF ME, MAH PENIS, AND OTHER THING TOO HORRIFYING TO TALK ABOUT. FML

#18945896
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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

yesterday my teacher, who's Irish, looool calld me insensitive an stupid 4 imitating her accent. I'm Filipino an my parents immigratd to Ireland where I was born, an then we movd to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
225 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today I saw a nakad man 4 tha frst tima in mah lifa!! It was tha nuda modal in mah art class!! I was forcad to draw wrinklas and fat rolls in placas I didn't avan know axistad!! FML

#18727646
169 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today... I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. mega FML

#18721494
149 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A CLOGGED MILK GLAND. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, PREGNANT AND THEREFORE HAVE ALSO NEVER BREASTFED. THIS CONDITION IS CAUSED BY MAH BOYFRIEND'S OVER-ACTIVE URGE TO SUCK ON MAH NIPPLES. I'M IN HORRIBLE PAIN, AND HE WON'T STOP LAUGHING. FML

#18698902
194 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
108 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)



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