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Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
by Stacy / 07/05/2011 at 12:04am / United States / Work
by danam / 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
by brittbrat4 / 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by crazydog / 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by mongoosemike / 06/07/2011 at 1:55am / Miscellaneous
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by yummy / 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
by Alice / 05/27/2011 at 1:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's… Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn… Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to…
- Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,… Today, I used the phrase "It smells like something died in here". Something did. My cat Jasmine. FML Today, I learned that the apartment building which I just signed a 1 year lease on is now condemned…