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yesterday due to ma boyfriend teasing me about me possibly aving been concieved on a beac cuz I was born in Hawaii , I finally asked ma mom if I really was. Se said no , but ten told me in detail ow muc sex on a beac urts wen u get sand up yur ass.
TODAY, I WENT TO DINNER WITH AN AMAZING GUY. AT THE END HE SAID HE HAD TO GO TO THE WASHROOM. 15 MIN LATER HE WAS STILL MIA, SO I FIGURED HE'D DITCHED ME WITH THE BILL. I PAID AND LEFT. 10 MIN LATER HE TEXTED ME, ASKINGHERE I WAS. TURNS OUT HE HADN'T DITCHED ME. HE WAS HAVING "STOMACH ISSUES." FML
Today I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused mah bowels to release everything right then and there while on the phone with a customer in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML
Today a homeles lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undie looool on. I can never eat salami again. FML
Today, I Woke Up From A Sexy Dream About My Boyfriend. Too Bad I'd Fallen Asleep In My Living Room With My Whole Family Over, Grandma Includd. They Were All Staring. I'd Been Sleep Humping An Moaning. FML
Today.. . mah girlfriend an I broke up . When I got home from work.. . I cummed home to glitter . EVERYWHERE . Guess looool who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend . The guy who's having his family over 4 dinner tonight .
TODAY WE REARRANGED THE BEDROOM AND MAH BOYFRIEND AND I SWITCHED SIDES OF THE BED. WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF HE GOT CONFUSED AS TO WHICH SIDE THE CLOCK WAS ON. INSTEAD OF HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON LYK HE NORMALLY DOES HE HIT ME IN THE FACE. FML
Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015