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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1998 (16 years)
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yesterday due to ma boyfriend teasing me about me possibly aving been concieved on a beac cuz I was born in Hawaii , I finally asked ma mom if I really was. Se said no , but ten told me in detail ow muc sex on a beac urts wen u get sand up yur ass.

#19991998
107 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

TODAY, I WENT TO DINNER WITH AN AMAZING GUY. AT THE END HE SAID HE HAD TO GO TO THE WASHROOM. 15 MIN LATER HE WAS STILL MIA, SO I FIGURED HE'D DITCHED ME WITH THE BILL. I PAID AND LEFT. 10 MIN LATER HE TEXTED ME, ASKINGHERE I WAS. TURNS OUT HE HADN'T DITCHED ME. HE WAS HAVING "STOMACH ISSUES." FML

#19991371
131 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 8:25pm - misc - by oops (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused mah bowels to release everything right then and there while on the phone with a customer in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

#19991299
135 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. fat FML

#19991008
115 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 4:20pm - misc - by kumbuck3t15 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I learned tat if u go troug yur looool best friend's pone, u can find sexy texts an nude pictures between im an yur girlfriend. FML

#19990134
154 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 1:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today a homeles lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undie looool on. I can never eat salami again. FML

#19988661
104 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by em from Cali - United States (California)

I went to buy some beer using mah fake ID,hen the cute cashier and I startd flirting. When he askd me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

#19979933
210 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my broter was playing wit te pepper spray on my key cain. He didn't tink it was real, so to test it e sprayed me in te moutile I was asleep. FML

Today, I Woke Up From A Sexy Dream About My Boyfriend. Too Bad I'd Fallen Asleep In My Living Room With My Whole Family Over, Grandma Includd. They Were All Staring. I'd Been Sleep Humping An Moaning. FML

#19749862
103 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
181 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I REALIZD MY BOYFRIEND IS SO SELDOM ROMANTIC THAT IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING CUTE. FML

#18913466
120 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, While Mah Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex, He Stopped, Got Off, Walked Into The Kitchen Grabbed A Doughnut, And Cummed Back To Finish While He Ate It. Mega FML

#14813410
206 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today.. . mah girlfriend an I broke up . When I got home from work.. . I cummed home to glitter . EVERYWHERE . Guess looool who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend . The guy who's having his family over 4 dinner tonight .

#13064737
136 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY WE REARRANGED THE BEDROOM AND MAH BOYFRIEND AND I SWITCHED SIDES OF THE BED. WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF HE GOT CONFUSED AS TO WHICH SIDE THE CLOCK WAS ON. INSTEAD OF HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON LYK HE NORMALLY DOES HE HIT ME IN THE FACE. FML

#6532769
64 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML

#796416
87 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)



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