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Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that him and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14225) - you deserved it (2958)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17556) - you deserved it (3759)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (9856)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (57269) - you deserved it (8514)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)