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About f_my_effing_life : Hi. My name is Stacey.
I tend to be told by others that I'm quite intelligent and I hope to be a lawyer.
Now that FML has messages, I must say that there is no excuse that you shouldn't message me. So.. leave one(:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today my boyfriend an I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand he grabs onto me an says looool ( I'm a koala an you're my eucalyptus tree! ) He then continued to latch onto me 4 a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Today... I was in te gas station and I saw tis creepy lady staring at me and smiling. Se just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let er know tat I saw er staring at me. Finally I decidd to confront te woman... turns out te overly appy woman was a cardboard cut out FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room an wonderinghy I did not recieve my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wantd. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago.
TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015