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f_my_effing_life
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About f_my_effing_life : Hi. My name is Stacey.
I tend to be told by others that I'm quite intelligent and I hope to be a lawyer.
Now that FML has messages, I must say that there is no excuse that you shouldn't message me. So.. leave one(:

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Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

#3763600
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11455) - you deserved it (57554)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

#2545642
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (172487) - you deserved it (8238)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72238) - you deserved it (21999)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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