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Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43370) - you deserved it (3943)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (2551)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)



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