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  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (104363)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65981) - you deserved it (20311)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:32am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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