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f_ckml432's favorite FMLs
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Work
- Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She… Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a… Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML