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  • Town/Country : florida.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 814
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About exoticfuck : too tired to type . add me on facebook. and i know i need a knew picture ^^^^. kthxbye

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Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (2794)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41823) - you deserved it (9344)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

#8675037
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5319) - you deserved it (13393)

On 02/26/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (7195)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (7195)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (7195)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (7195)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

#7162537
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14187) - you deserved it (2246)

On 01/05/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by me (woman) - United States (Florida)



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