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I never take things to heart
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ex_stripper_jk's favorite FMLs
by sothisishowidie / 09/30/2013 at 7:18am / Guam / Miscellaneous
by drunkenloser / 09/20/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Health
by I get the hint / 09/18/2013 at 2:19am / Health
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work
by Robert / 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML
by down trodden / 09/05/2013 at 3:45am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
by JustAnotherFML23 / 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by D / 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm / United States (California) / Health
by NoNotCats =^._.^= / 09/03/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by smurftastic / 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Work
by Jasmine_smilee / 09/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because,… Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father… Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for…
- Today, After months without my favorite Tresemmé shampoo and conditioner I got an erection in the… Today, my boss called me into his office to discuss why I am so unhappy in my new job. In summary -… Today, I am stuck on an eight hour long train trying to revise for my exams. The man sitting behind…