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evilscorpi
  • Town/Country : Hoboken, Evilscorpi
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About evilscorpi : 24 .... single. .. Dutch. ....

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Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

#18500551
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8026) - you deserved it (31039)

On 12/13/2011 at 1:32am - health - by photomark - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39610) - you deserved it (7402)

On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

#11105211
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11064) - you deserved it (34254)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

#11105211
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11064) - you deserved it (34254)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML

#7721655
147 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 9:11pm - love - by pkz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

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232 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by UrbanCass (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML



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