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About evilplatypus : Anyone else find it a tad creepy that random people come in to look at this? Do they expect me to have answered the meaning of life in here?
On a side note: I firmly believe the tilde ~, the most useless punctuation known to the English language, should be the official punctuation of sarcasm.
Reasons people vote YDI on posts that can't possibly be YDI:
They accidentally hit the wrong button
They're going for a badge
They're pissed a story of theirs hasn't been posted and are getting "revenge"
They think OP is overreacting
They think the OP is whining about "first world problems"
They like to even the odds on the voting
They're playing devil's advocate for a side of the story we're not seeing
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015