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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1566
  • Number of comments : 1021
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About evilplatypus : Anyone else find it a tad creepy that random people come in to look at this? Do they expect me to have answered the meaning of life in here?

On a side note: I firmly believe the tilde ~, the most useless punctuation known to the English language, should be the official punctuation of sarcasm.

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evilplatypus's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43992) - you deserved it (3756)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:02am - work - by rubgy_lover - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31838) - you deserved it (6952)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41603) - you deserved it (2848)

On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38513) - you deserved it (3958)

On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (2318)

On 10/11/2012 at 1:56am - love - by agh marriage (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35522) - you deserved it (2903)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45185) - you deserved it (2628)

On 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Allie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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