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Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:13pm - misc - by niabby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you ok? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:55am - love - by dxl (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by ServingYouWings (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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