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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML
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On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by jack - United States (Indiana)
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
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On 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by purged (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
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On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed and "f you" was written on my windshield. FML
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On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Monday 17 June 2013
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