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Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86049) - you deserved it (7472)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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