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Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

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On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5809) - you deserved it (31100)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8296) - you deserved it (572)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

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On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11418) - you deserved it (1152)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32495) - you deserved it (1443)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14738) - you deserved it (26109)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17376) - you deserved it (1297)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11461) - you deserved it (59494)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I’ve learnt that the girl I love thinks I’m gay. To be honest, I’m having doubts too. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 63 years old neighbor jumped out of his window… I was the first to find him alive, naked and stuck in a bush… I shouldn’t have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance to rescue him… he was my landlord. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi-online -



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