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eternalsunlight
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1539
  • Number of comments : 44
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Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28807) - you deserved it (4356)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

#9129865
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25546) - you deserved it (4856)

On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55666) - you deserved it (13026)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55666) - you deserved it (13026)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

#8704782
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (2283)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

#7278276
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31827) - you deserved it (2622)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

#6146707
143 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on their front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat". I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10585) - you deserved it (33811)

On 08/25/2009 at 7:40am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)



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