About eternallydefiant : I am terrible at writing these things and always feel like my life is too boring to make an interesting one anyways so why bother? I'll just use bullet points, I like bullet points :D
I like to:
-Read
-Write
-Draw
-Ride dirt bikes
-Be a grammar Nazi
-Be completely crazy and have fun :)
Message me if you want to know more, I like talking to new people :D
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 10:10am - misc - by burnnotice (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was at work and my mother texted me. The text read, "You take a nice picture." To which I responded, "what picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You are even smiling." FML
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On 09/18/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by asdfas (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Monday 20 May 2013
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