About Eternallydefiant
I am terrible at writing these things and always feel like my life is too boring to make an interesting one anyways so why bother? I'll just use bullet points, I like bullet points :D I like to: -Read -Write -Draw -Ride dirt bikes -Be a grammar Nazi -Be completely crazy and have fun :) Message me if you want to know more, I like talking to new people :D
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Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

By dearme - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:53 / United States
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