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Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (32707)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)



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