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Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30402) - you deserved it (8705)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33741) - you deserved it (7210)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (1962)

On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

#17329183
92 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

#17299203
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27235) - you deserved it (4527)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24490) - you deserved it (2216)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

#17098428
89 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
327 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
172 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
227 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML

#16758248
69 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:13am - love - by MissNoFuture (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29151) - you deserved it (2462)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28911) - you deserved it (2805)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)



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