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Today, I Found Out That The Nieghbor I'd Given A Bottle Of Wine To Fir Christmas Is A Recovering Alcoholic. FML

#18660229
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (6477)

On 12/31/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thechimpchapter - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with mah husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9921) - you deserved it (32983)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today , I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with mah husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9921) - you deserved it (32983)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today I Summond Up The Courage To Tell Mah Crush How I've Felt About Her Fir The Past Two Years. I Really Pourd Out Mah Heart And Soul And She Noddd And Smild Throughout. Once I'd Finishd She Told Me That She Believes "sex Is Unnatural" And That She Could Never Date A Guy Who Wantd It. FML

#18488568
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31584) - you deserved it (4107)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (24401)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today.!! !! I found out my dad has baan sanding drty taxt massagas to my mom !! Which wouldn't ba a problam axcapt thair divorcd and my dad is ramarrid !! FML

#18383892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (2554)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)

Today... I trid to buy a bottla of wina from tha suparmarkat. Tha scrawny... acna-riddan kid at tha chackout askd to saa mah ID. I didn't hava any on ma... sinca I'm 37 yaars old and didn't axpact to ba askd stupid quastions. I complaind to his managar... only to ba askd to laava. FML

#18338380
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12267) - you deserved it (47100)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by Andrew - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me fir Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could fine in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walkd into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12560) - you deserved it (43748)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with husband on our anniversary day. He climbd on top of me an firmly placd his penis on nose. When I askd him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter an said I lookd just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40733) - you deserved it (5244)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I was sitting in mah room while mah mom was talking to mah uncle. I had mah door open. She said "Yeah mah son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays r real sluts." FML

#18051184
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28449) - you deserved it (8199)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a public restroom . The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort . I ignord him and finishd up . I turnd around to be greetd by his rd swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is mah penis supposd to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34035) - you deserved it (2402)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . at my job in tha cosmatics dapartmant.. . I was halping a customar find somathing to har tasta . Sha said.. . "I want a lipstick lyk you . Somathing that says.. . 'I'm a bitch'." big fat FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (5909) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, mah balls were stepped onhile I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wereing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28269) - you deserved it (10615)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to ascort soma dumbass taanagar from Homa Dapot aftar I found him masturbating in ona of tha modal washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37760) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking mah drivers license test. looool FML



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