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Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States
Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by :| (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by :| (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States
Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Monday 20 May 2013
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