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Today... these kids in my math class told me to ask this grl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelld 'what's a clit'? Everyone lookd at me. I'm a senior in high school... no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. fat FML

#254280
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35588) - you deserved it (77422)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a rd light. I lookd over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to mah window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey grl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up 4 it in sped and stamina." She lookd over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8770) - you deserved it (80367)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the ER 4 severe pain in mah abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, ( Well it's not your appendix. ) Thinking I'm in the clear I say, ( That's Awesome ), the doctor then respondd with ( It's probably your testicles. ) FML

Today it is mah twin sistars and mah birthday. Wa both wantad a day at tha spa for our birthday. My sistar got a gift cartificata to tha spa hila I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Targat. My mom said it would cost too much to maka ma pratty also. maga FML

#208203
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110621) - you deserved it (5225)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I slipped on the ice in front of mah apartment, spraining mah ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, mah nieghbor chewed me out 4 saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on mah way down. FML

#206067
84 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by stupidneighbor (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND ASKED ME WHAT I ENJOYED MOST ABOUT THE WEEKEND WE'D SPENT TOGETHER. I MENTION IN DETAIL A CERTAIN MOVE HE HAD PULLED WHEN WE MADE LOVE. WHEN ASKED WHAT HE ENJOYED MOST, HE REPLIES "PUTTING MAH FISH TANK TOGETHER". FML

#192617
46 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by lucy (woman) - United States (Missouri)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I had a parformanca avaluation maating with my boss. Ha told ma I was tha bast in my dapartmant, and that tha productivity has navar baan highar bafora I startad working hara. Oh, and ha said that bacausa avarything is working so wall, thay don't naad ma as much, so ha's cutting my hours. FML

#142534
27 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm - work - by lolgarbl (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I CALLED THE FLORIST AND ORDERED A FLOWER ARRANGEMENT 4 MAH GRANDMA,HO I WAS TOLD WAS SICK . I SAID I DIDN'T KNOWHAT TO GET HER, SO JUST TO SEND HER SOMETHING NICE . I GOT A CALL FROM MAH MOM CALLING ME AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD . THEY SENT MAH GRANDMA FORGET-ME-NOTS . SHE HAS ALZHEIMERS . FML

#117948
54 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I want to gat my blood drawn fir tha frst tima. Aftar I axplainad to tha nursa how narvous I was, sha rapliad, "Oh honay, don't worry! This is my frst tima too!" FML

#91995
42 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was feeling really upset and called mah boyfriend. He said "Can u feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML

#69146
53 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:35pm - love - by noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today I was complaining to my mom about how my looool sister lookd like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair lookd awesome next to mine. She pausd fir a while and then said ( Well you're pretty on the inside. ) FML

#55287
45 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Dasani (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food fir my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this fir ere or to go?" FML

TODAY, MAH MOM AND I WERE LOOKING AT PICTURE FROM THE BEACH. SHE GOES, ( THAT IS A REALLY UGLY PICTURE OF MICHELLE ) (MY COUSIN). THE PICTURE WAS OF ME. FML

#25739
14 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by bm (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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