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Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, me, a coworker, and my manager were looking at random advertisements. One ad was a picture of three fishes. My coworker named the three fishes what I thought were completely random names. I said "those are stupid names." Turns out those are my manager's kid's names. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was watching Pokémon with my daughter when she told me that I reminded her of her favorite Pokémon. Feeling good about it, I asked which one. She pointed to the screen and said "Snorlax!" The fat and lazy one. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by dessaye (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade. I had worked extremely hard in that class. I had one submission for the test. My roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while i was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 5:13pm - work - by Failure (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by miseventshappen - United States (California)
Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 11:46pm - misc - by LifeSucks (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 3:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had a UTI. After, taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by Xia (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 5:53pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML
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On 10/09/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by 310 (woman) - United States (California)
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