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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by MafiaWarsWidow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl who broke my heart and her boyfriend. I got to overhear the conversation, which included "I want to go to the car" followed by "Me too, but I don't have a condom." FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by WishesWasDeaf (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm - misc - by vikhelios - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - intimacy - by emergency (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 9:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:51am - love - by cuppincake (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting for the elevator, an elderly couple leaned over, saw our baby, and said, "Look, it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds, and my wife hasn't stopped crying. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:10am - kids - by mickey1928 -
Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 5:45am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I logged onto Facebook with a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by iamshrimpy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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