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At Work, A Coworker Startd To Tell Me About His Weekend, Without Me Even Asking. Halfway Through His Story, I Startd To Daydream And Lost Track Of Time. Bord, I Told Him, "Hey Man, I'll Call U Back, I've Got To Get Back To Work." Then I Rememberd I Wasn't On The Phone. FML
Today, I performd in mah school's choir concert. The girl next to me startd to pass out, an I grabbd her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing an the curtains closd, mah choir teacher draggd me off stage an said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's ouse were I've been staying to fine all my tings trown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clotes cut up. All cuz I ad left my cell pone tere and ad got a text from a guy saying "Hi, ow ave u been?" FML
Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Today,hile having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible thathen I bend over backwards, the backs of knees can touch shoulders. My boyfriend looool is now extremely jealou and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
Today , I was so lonely , I wound up talking for two ours to te creep wo calls ma number every Friday nigt an makes creepy obscene breating noises on te oter end of te pone. Turns out e's a better listener tan ma usband. FML
Today, my roommata complainad about his panis baing smally an itchy . It's baan a waak . Yastarday ha woka ma looool up in tha middla of tha night, asking if I had soma kind of Vasalina or moisturizar ha could usa for tha itching . Ha still rafusas to go to tha doctor . FML
Friday 27 March 2015