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At Work, A Coworker Startd To Tell Me About His Weekend, Without Me Even Asking. Halfway Through His Story, I Startd To Daydream And Lost Track Of Time. Bord, I Told Him, "Hey Man, I'll Call U Back, I've Got To Get Back To Work." Then I Rememberd I Wasn't On The Phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11514) - you deserved it (42517)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I performd in mah school's choir concert. The girl next to me startd to pass out, an I grabbd her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing an the curtains closd, mah choir teacher draggd me off stage an said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

#15368497
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37787) - you deserved it (3004)

On 03/18/2011 at 3:08pm - misc - by musicmaniac13 (woman) - France

Today, I Swerved Out Of The Way To Avoid Hitting A Squirrel, And In The Proces Hit Another Squirrel . FML

#15364776
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (9921)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's ouse were I've been staying to fine all my tings trown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clotes cut up. All cuz I ad left my cell pone tere and ad got a text from a guy saying "Hi, ow ave u been?" FML

#15301527
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55045) - you deserved it (8513)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -

Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11697) - you deserved it (37412)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today I Was Painting Mah Mom's House Which So Far Had Taken 12 Hours Over Two Days. All Of A Sudden There Was A Wind Storm. All Of The Leaves Stuck To The Wet Paint. FML

#15260624
69 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 8:17am - misc - by hackling fellow -

Today... I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay 4 dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay 4 it that I realized I'd taken the reciept... but left the cash in the ATM. FML

#15230586
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18249) - you deserved it (38274)

On 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm - money - by booooo (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessd his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become mah stepbrother in 3 days. mega FML

#15124689
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today,hile having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible thathen I bend over backwards, the backs of knees can touch shoulders. My boyfriend looool is now extremely jealou and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

#15113643
180 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today , I was so lonely , I wound up talking for two ours to te creep wo calls ma number every Friday nigt an makes creepy obscene breating noises on te oter end of te pone. Turns out e's a better listener tan ma usband. FML

#15035621
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32295) - you deserved it (5237)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today..!! I finally told mah dad that he owes me over 400 dollars..!! and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of mah apartment!! He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job!! FML

#15020532
83 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommata complainad about his panis baing smally an itchy . It's baan a waak . Yastarday ha woka ma looool up in tha middla of tha night, asking if I had soma kind of Vasalina or moisturizar ha could usa for tha itching . Ha still rafusas to go to tha doctor . FML

#14962241
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (2359)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I opened ma car door on reacing destination and ma dog escaped. I never found im. My destination was te vet's office to get im micro-cipped. real FML

#14932385
92 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

2day I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
256 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

today I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy brthday on my behalf..!! as I overhered him saying it was today!! Turns out she committed suicide three yeres ago!! FML

#14886336
138 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -



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