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Why am I up so early?
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Kingspin - Canada (Alberta)
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 3:08pm - misc - by musicmaniac13 (woman) - France
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:17am - misc - by hackling fellow -
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm - money - by booooo (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)
Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)
Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -
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