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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51859) - you deserved it (8113)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7996) - you deserved it (39762)

On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States

Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

#4523157
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59109) - you deserved it (4922)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

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28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20006) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version



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