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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 November 1982 (32 years)
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TODAY, I WAS TOLD I LOOKED LYK BEAKER FROM THE MUPPETS . AFTER DOING A SIDE-BY-SIDE COMPARISON, I REALIZED IT'S TRUE .

#21032010
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39041) - you deserved it (4331)

On 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm - misc - by cjgreer70 - United States (Oregon)

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

#21031998
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (57020)

On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today I bought a new expensive dress fir a date . I left the tag on an hidden in hopes of returning it later . Someone saw it an rippd it off fir me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

#21031476
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25414) - you deserved it (51884)

On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

Today , I Shut One Of My Breasts In My Car Door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49514) - you deserved it (9321)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. looool Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. mega FML

#21030923
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40256) - you deserved it (7724)

On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today... it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before... so I askd my best friend fir advice. She said... "Whatever you do... do not... under any circumstances... be yourself." FML

#21029148
66 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my student unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

#21028396
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57065) - you deserved it (13991)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

2day the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

#21027629
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26663) - you deserved it (45702)

On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

TODAY, I WAS LAYING DOWN WITH MY GRLFRIEND, WHEN SHE ASKD ME IF I'D EVER BEEN KICKD IN THE JUNK. I AWKWARDLY SAID NO, AND SHE REPLID, "WELL MAYBE THAT SHOULD CHANGE." WHILE RUBBING MY SHOULDER LOVINGLY. I'M SCARD. FML

#21027576
100 comments

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On 01/14/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, as I was taking out te tras, I spottd my cute neigbor doing te same. In a rus to get out before e went back inside, I slippd on my icd-over porc. I passd out an woke up wit a note on my cest saying, "I unlockd your door but you looool were too eavy to drag inside". FML

#21027337
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46908) - you deserved it (7325)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by rholt (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY , I WENT TO THE DOCTOR , ONLY TO FINE OUT I CAN NO LONGER EAT CHOCOLATE , MY FAVORITE FOOD . WHEN I GOT HOME , MY BOYFRIEND TOOK THE CHOCOLATE CAKE I'D BEEN EATING FROM THE FRIDGE , SAT DOWN IN FRONT OF ME , AN ATE THEHOLE THING WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT . FML

#21025897
160 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:00pm - health - by foreveralone - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking ome from a orrible day at work,en some idiot emptid a trascan on ma ead from is apartment balcony. He crid "O sit!" and apologizd because I wasn't is intendd target. FML

#21025526
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46937) - you deserved it (3437)

On 01/12/2014 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57784) - you deserved it (6977)

On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I Had To Explain To One Of Mah High School Students That The Importance Of Pearl Harbor Was Not , In Fact , Cuz The Japanese Stole The US Pearl Supply. FML

#21020544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41653) - you deserved it (3589)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)



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