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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 November 1982 (31 years)
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Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43444) - you deserved it (19337)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

#21162704
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49359) - you deserved it (6563)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML

#21159630
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42055) - you deserved it (10562)

On 06/01/2014 at 6:15pm - work - by ugh - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

#21158120
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43138) - you deserved it (7748)

On 05/31/2014 at 11:05am - love - by wendtinmypants (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53609) - you deserved it (7345)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60848) - you deserved it (5022)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML

#21153696
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37880) - you deserved it (6676)

On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, I actually uttered the words: "Those are my good sweatpants." FML

#21141634
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36535) - you deserved it (8021)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

#21139874
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38873) - you deserved it (3098)

On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

#21138864
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49970) - you deserved it (6273)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

#21135849
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20013) - you deserved it (50541)

On 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by vivelawank - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML

#21134153
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15720) - you deserved it (66063)

On 05/08/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

#21132249
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47978) - you deserved it (16575)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML

#21125786
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42405) - you deserved it (3020)

On 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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