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erin0
  • Town/Country : Denton, TX
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21415) - you deserved it (1520)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32401) - you deserved it (2257)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40241) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

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On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States



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