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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24308) - you deserved it (5112)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34533) - you deserved it (2623)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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