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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML



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