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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 November 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1159
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About epicaussie : Why so serious? I'm just here for shits & giggles (:

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epicaussie's favorite FMLs

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (5227)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38375) - you deserved it (4606)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

#16050622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29193) - you deserved it (3283)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
477 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (7877)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14952) - you deserved it (44901)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39335) - you deserved it (7430)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

#15621485
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53477) - you deserved it (4177)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36420) - you deserved it (4749)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23918) - you deserved it (9625)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

#397272
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84361) - you deserved it (5904)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by paymeinhugs - United States (New York)



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