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About epawesmic : Heyy ^-^
I love reading the FML's everyday, I watch a lot of уσυтυвє ( and sometimes end up on the weird side of it ), I enjoy listening to music, pretty much all the genres (:
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Today , I droppd mah phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice r now frozen into the power port , and I can't get the charger in.

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I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (12498)

On 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm - misc - by merrr - Canada

Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college looool fund to pay fir my cat to be flown to LA and audition fir a movie!! big fat FML

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118 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML

Today , while walking around town , some guy grabbd me from behind , clutchd at mah nipples , an said , ( looool That's where I always imagind they were . ) FML

#20746398
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51757) - you deserved it (3908)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, I accidantally hit somaona's car whila at tha suparmarkat. I laft a nota, want shopping, and whan I cama back my windows wara shattarad, my tiras wara slashad and "f you" was writtan on my windshiald.

#20700486
109 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... I found out that mah husband of 12 yeres has been sleeping with mah best friend of even longer 4ho knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me an implied that it was mah fault 4 finding out about it. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56140) - you deserved it (3340)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grlfriend decidd to wake me up from a nap by kissing me!! I startd kissing her back passionately, when she slappd me!! Apparently, kissing her back automatically without ( confrming her identity ) count as cheating!! FML

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151 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML

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104 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today my wife gave brth to a beautiful babby grl . She's perfect in every way except fir her brth mark . It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo . mega FML

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198 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

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146 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 1:26am - misc - by Devin - United States



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