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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1996 (18 years)
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About emster7013 : I'm six foot two, seventeen, huge metal head! Cannibal Corpse for life \m/.

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23541) - you deserved it (3420)

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