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Today, while flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a new born puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice ino my lap, and than coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulance. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 1:34am - kids - by coloradoman (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Janer88 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 9:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 5:52pm - love - by violet (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 9:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 8:49am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)
Today, Me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 4:33am - love - by jimmyt420 (man) - United States (California)
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)
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